Yes, I know... excuses, excuses...
So in penance for my absence and in order to offer you something since I don't have a post put together yet, I offer you pictures of craftiness. Admittedly, it wasn't exactly nice craftiness (at least not in its entirety). But one of the pluses of following the rule of "Do what is necessary" rather than "Harm none" is that when people are acting badly and potentially threatening and refusing to not act this way, you can give them a reeaaaallll good reason to knock it off.
That's all for now.